"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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