Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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