Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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