belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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