If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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