found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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