That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I have post one night stand depression
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