Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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