In the future we'll all be gay
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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