Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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