All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Church boner. Awkwardddd
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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