It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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