haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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