That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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