You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
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