i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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