K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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