he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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