East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
