Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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