i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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