after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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