yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
