Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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