That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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