I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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