Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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