at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Randomize
