its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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