I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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