just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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