she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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