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Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.

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(302): View more from Delaware

Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.

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(618): View more from Illinois

So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.

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Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.

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(845): View more from New York

Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.

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(512): View more from Texas

I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.

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(705): View more from Ontario

my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season

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(931): View more from Tennessee

You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.

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