operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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