My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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