She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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