I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Even my vagina gasped.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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