D3 body, D1 cock
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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