the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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