please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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