***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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