im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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