I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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