How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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