quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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