Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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