Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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