And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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