Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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