giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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