We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
how drunk are you?
Several
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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