The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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